The moment all Dad’s dread has finally reared it’s head…
Falling face-first into an old Egyptian tomb and coming eye-to-eye with a deadly cobra!
That is, if YOU are Indiana Jones and the deadly cobra is…
Taking care of the baby…ON YOUR OWN!
WHAAAT???
Okay, time to put everything you learned from reading those “How to look after a tiny person that isn’t yourself” type books, into practice. (Is now a good time to reveal I was actually reading comic books disguised in a Baby Book dust jacket?) Books I didn’t read like Rich Dad Poor Dad, which I assume is all about life before and after having kids. How to Alienate Friends and Exclude People by Dale Carnegie and his followup book, For One Second Can We Talk About Something Other Than The Baby? And not to be outdone, today’s current best seller…Fifty Shades of Brown. (more…)
THEN YOU SAID…