Well, you wouldn’t read about it, except…you already are.
The final conclusion to the ongoing schnitzel saga…is being strung out longer than the final episode of LOST.
I mean, come on…we all want to know…
What’s in that damn hatch?
Who’s behind all this?
What in the hell is going on??!!
Even with a tiny Jack Shephard and John Locke on board to lend a hand, we’re still none the wiser.
It’s just like the end of each LOST episode. At last…we’re finally getting the answers we’re looking for. And that answer is…
Revealed next episode…NOOOOOOO!!!
And just so everyone’s up to speed… (more…)