ONLY JOKING DAD

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    If you’ve ever been a dad, had a dad or know somebody with a dad then you know that no matter what size, shape or condition that ‘dad’ is in, they all have one thing in common…

    Kids! (Hence the grand exulted title, ‘DAD’)

    Another thing they have in common is the uncanny compulsive ability to tell really bad or lame ‘Dad Jokes’. (see above) 😉

    And with Father’s Day fast approaching, there’s sure to be a resounding mass ‘groan’ around the dinner table as Dad’s all over will be quoting from some of the best (or should that be ‘worst’), jokes compiled for your enjoyment from fellow Daddy Blogger, Torkona E.

    The Very Best Dad Jokes Book is a great collection of groan-worthy and chortling Dad jokes out there, accompanied by colourful gigglesome illustrations that will appeal to both kids and child-like Dads, alike.

    Great jokes such as:

    Why don’t you play any games with the God of Thunder?
    Because he’s a Thor loser.

    It doesn’t matter how far you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

    Why does Snoop Dog carry and umbrella?
    For drizzle.

    For a lion to be a cannibal, he must first swallow his pride.

    Here’s a photo of me with R.E.M.
    That’s me in the corner.

    tork-in-the-corner.jpg

    Plus heaps more. 44 pages of Dad quality jokes which usually retails for $4.99, BUT…

    Take advantage of this exclusive Father’s Day Sale price of just $2.99 and download the Dad Jokes eBook straight to your eBook reader on any device. (Plus, $1 from every sale will go towards the Little Hero Foundation to help seriously sick kids).

    Or click on the link below for your chance to win one of 2 copies of The Very Best Dad Jokes eBook…ABSOLUTELY FREE!!

    Enter me in ‘The Very Best Dad Jokes’ eBook Giveaway

    Happy reading and may the ‘groans’ be with you. 😉

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COMMENTS

8 Responses to Only Joking Dad

  • alex wrote on August 14, 2013 at 8:22 // Reply

    Holy shit! The REM joke killed me!

    • 40YrOldDad wrote on August 14, 2013 at 8:27 // Reply

      I know, right? I laughed out loud, too. Not just because I’d never heard it before, but R.E.M is actually my favourite band and Losing My Religion is my most favourite song of all time! So, it was a triple whammy for me

      • Torkona wrote on August 14, 2013 at 9:01 // Reply

        My “I like big butts” joke wasn’t probably the best idea for a kids joke book haha 🙂

        • 40YrOldDad wrote on August 14, 2013 at 10:36 // Reply

          Are you kidding? Kids are all over ‘butt’ jokes like Tony Abbott and suppositories. 😉

  • karlene75 wrote on August 14, 2013 at 9:45 // Reply

    What’s white and sits in a tree? A fridge.

    • 40YrOldDad wrote on August 14, 2013 at 10:39 // Reply

      What’s a fridge doing sitting in a tree?…Just chillin’

  • Rebecca Armstrong wrote on August 21, 2013 at 11:49 // Reply

    Sounds exactly like my dad & if only u could see me rolling my eyes which is my usual response ha ha

    • 40YrOldDad wrote on August 21, 2013 at 12:27 // Reply

      With the amount of eye rolling this eBook will undoubtably incur, it should also come with an accompanying eye net scooper to gather them all up in one go. (I can feel it happening right now) 😉

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